My Apologies to the Young Man That Cuts Our Lawn
A few weeks ago, an esteemed executive told me that I shouldn’t admit to having someone cut my lawn, because I guess it’s something one should take a great deal of shame in. I believe this man, because he’s an extremely hard working, talented, visionary. Just ask him. Scratch that. You probably won’t need to. He’ll volunteer that information.
So, in my shame, I want to apologize. I apologize for giving a high school student a summer job and allowing him to develop a healthy work ethic. I apologize for paying him more than what he asked for, because we felt that he was under charging for his product (which is, quite frankly, amazing). I apologize for helping him save for college. And, lastly, I’m sorry I made the rash decision to hire someone to cut my grass without making sure that it was the socially acceptable thing to do.
Next time I make even the most minor life decision, I will make sure to ask a high and mighty, over educated, executive. As I lack the social aptitude and intellectual wherewithal to make such decisions on my own.






